Posted 3 hours ago

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

Posted 4 hours ago

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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thexlostxgirlx:

Doomsday AU (Based on this post and this story) — What if Jackie had come back with Rose after the Doctor tried to send her away? What if Jackie hadn’t been trapped in the parallel universe with Rose? 

thexlostxgirlx:

Doomsday AU (Based on this post and this story) — What if Jackie had come back with Rose after the Doctor tried to send her away? What if Jackie hadn’t been trapped in the parallel universe with Rose? 

Posted 4 hours ago

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  1. *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  2. Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  3. Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  4. Man: I never filled out an application.
  5. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  6. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  7. Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  8. Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  9. Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  10. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  11. Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  12. Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  13. Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  14. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  15. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  16. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  17. Employee:
  18. Man:
  19. Employee:
  20. Man: Fuck you, slut.
Posted 4 hours ago

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons)

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skullmoon:

"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X

Posted 4 hours ago

phantomcat94:

escapethefallout:

I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.

I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)

(Source: heatvents)